I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room
I always shipped Joey and Phoebe, he just seems to absolutely adore her
So did Lisa Kudrow and Matt LeBlanc. They at one point went to the writers and asked if it could be revealed that Joey and Phoebe had been sleeping together for forever.
Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.
OH MY GOSH
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I didn’t know you had a poker night, hypnoplasmids
my poker face is impossible to beat because i look dumb and happy no matter what my hand is.
i think we found the opposite of nash greir
nobody cares about how to spell nascar greens name
what if they feel like they are lying by entering them themselves because it always says something like “prove you aren’t a robot”
so robot friend comes and tugs on your sleeve like “please come enter this for me i do not want to lie to the computer it is only doing its job”
ENDLESS LIST OF FAVOURITE PAIRINGS // Cesare & Lucrezia Borgia
↳ “Cesare? I would ask you something." - "Then ask and it is yours.” - “I would ask you to marry me." - "As you wish. My word is my word. We shall run away. Change our names, perhaps. Live out our days in some small fishing village by the coast. Where no one will ever guess who we once were.”
Only a Borgia it seems, can truly love a Borgia.
"I’m the only one that cares about you"
when you hear those words, you turn tail and run as fast as you can. you run before it’s too late. These words are an abuse tactic
you are worth the world, and never, even in your darkest, believe that this one person is the only one who gives a shit. I have seen the kindness of strangers and friends alike, and you are not unloved. do not believe them.