6 minutes ago   •   82,251 notes   •   VIA bedlamsbard   •   SOURCE rainbow-femme
  • Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
  • Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
  •   --
  • Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
  • Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
  • Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
  • Juliet: That was dumb of you
  •   --
  • Romeo: We should get married right now
  • Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
  • Romeo: Like tomorrow?
  • Juliet: Sure, fine.
  •   --
  • Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
  • Romeo: Right.
  • Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
  •   --
  • Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
  • Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
  • Juliet: For fucks sake.
34 minutes ago   •   160,608 notes   •   VIA ladysaruka   •   SOURCE laurentmelanies

lookatallthefandoms:

insert-sherlock-here:

I always shipped Joey and Phoebe, he just seems to absolutely adore her

So did Lisa Kudrow and Matt LeBlanc. They at one point went to the writers and asked if it could be revealed that Joey and Phoebe had been sleeping together for forever.

1 hour ago   •   576 notes   •   VIA jeeno2   •   SOURCE mymodernmet

mymodernmet:

Artist Carol Milne crafts knitted sculptures made entirely out of glass.

1 hour ago   •   376,780 notes   •   VIA dontnameitafterafandom   •   SOURCE 4gifs
thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

1 hour ago   •   653,292 notes   •   VIA ladysaruka   •   SOURCE potter-weasley

theredbookofwesteros:

quinnfabary:

I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room

 

2 hours ago   •   90,472 notes   •   VIA little-miss-sunny-daisy   •   SOURCE vivalacheenax3

Don’t ever think a man loves you because he keeps coming back. That man loves the power he has over you. He knows you’ll take him back.

 -

(via i-like-nice-cream)

I wish I knew this sooner

(via n4ughty-y)

2 hours ago   •   33 notes   •   VIA bedlamsbard   •   SOURCE handmaidensofnaboo

handmaidensofnaboo:

Details | Padmé Amidala’s Wardrobe

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace inspiration: alwaysstarwars

3 hours ago   •   12,612 notes   •   VIA bedlamsbard   •   SOURCE theclearlydope
hypnoplasmids:

experimental-sponge:

theclearlydope:

[via]

I didn’t know you had a poker night, hypnoplasmids

my poker face is impossible to beat because i look dumb and happy no matter what my hand is.

hypnoplasmids:

experimental-sponge:

theclearlydope:

[via]

I didn’t know you had a poker night, hypnoplasmids

my poker face is impossible to beat because i look dumb and happy no matter what my hand is.

3 hours ago   •   289 notes   •   VIA ladysaruka   •   SOURCE everthingornothingblog

ecstusy

ecstusy

4 hours ago   •   780,917 notes   •   VIA little-miss-sunny-daisy   •   SOURCE the90sk-i-d-s

tilly-oakley:

dracohadnochoice:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

*grier

nobody cares about how to spell nascar greens name

4 hours ago   •   11,456 notes   •   VIA ladysaruka   •   SOURCE roboticdreams
khroma ASKED: a robot who is constantly demanding that their human roommate help them with captchas.

roboticdreams:

what if they feel like they are lying by entering them themselves because it always says something like “prove you aren’t a robot”

so robot friend comes and tugs on your sleeve like “please come enter this for me i do not want to lie to the computer it is only doing its job”

5 hours ago   •   230 notes   •   VIA mycircleswerecubes   •   SOURCE lilkisara

ENDLESS LIST OF FAVOURITE PAIRINGS // Cesare & Lucrezia Borgia
↳ “Cesare? I would ask you something." - "Then ask and it is yours.” - “I would ask you to marry me." - "As you wish. My word is my word. We shall run away. Change our names, perhaps. Live out our days in some small fishing village by the coast. Where no one will ever guess who we once were.

5 hours ago   •   66 notes   •   VIA mycircleswerecubes   •   SOURCE yourlittle-scarletharlot

yourlittle-scarletharlot:

Only a Borgia it seems, can truly love a Borgia.

6 hours ago   •   7,777 notes   •   VIA little-miss-sunny-daisy   •   SOURCE maxofs2d

76% of negative feedback given to women included personality criticism. For men, 2%. The study speaks to the impossible tightrope women must walk to do their jobs competently and to make tough decisions while simultaneously coming across as nice to everyone, all the time.

6 hours ago   •   92,730 notes   •   VIA little-miss-sunny-daisy   •   SOURCE sapphicnymph

alt-and-black:

sapphicnymph:

"I’m the only one that cares about you"

when you hear those words, you turn tail and run as fast as you can. you run before it’s too late. These words are an abuse tactic

you are worth the world, and never, even in your darkest, believe that this one person is the only one who gives a shit. I have seen the kindness of strangers and friends alike, and you are not unloved. do not believe them.

Know this.